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Grease Monkey (AAAAA)

(18 customer reviews)

$42$260

$9 - $12 / gram
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3.5gm=$42
7gm=$82
14gm=$150
28gm=$260

Strain Attributes
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*Our crowdsourced strain data is not meant as professional medical advice. Always consult a pot friendly doctor before using cannabis for medical purposes.

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Relaxed
100%
Euphoric
80%
Happy
82%
Uplifted
68%
Sleepy
44%

Stress
100%
Pain
88%
Lack Of Appetite
71%
Depression
68%
Headaches
67%

Dry Mouth
100%
Dry Eyes
30%
Dizzy
25%
Anxious
20%
Headaches
5%

Description

Indica Dominant Hybrid 70% Indica / 30% Sativa

Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid created by crossing the classic Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies and Cream. A strain that is just as delicious as it smells – Grease Monkey combines pungent earthy aromas with sweet, vanilla undertones. True to it’s indica dominant genetics, Grease Monkey saddles the user with an all consuming body buzz, that may leave some users stuck, munching on the couch! The Grease Monkey high sets in slowly, building behind the eyes, slowly encompassing the mind in a euphoric buzz of relaxation. Easing the mind into a tranquil state, while melting away body pains – this strain works wonders for conditions such as chronic pain, nausea, appetite loss, insomnia, headaches or migraines and inflammation.

Frequently asked questions

How do I become a member?

Becoming a member is free and easy. All you have to do is prove you are over the age of 19 and that you live in Canada. Register now for free!

How can I order?

Sign up for a free account and then place your order online. Alternatively, you can send us an email or talk to us on live chat. Our live chat is 24/7/365 and we will be happy to help you fulfill your order. Click here for a video and step by step details on how to order.

Who is eligible to purchase on your site?

Only qualified clients over the age of 19 who live in Canada are able to purchase medical marijuana through our site. There are absolutely no exceptions to this rule.

How can I trust you?

While there are a number of scammers on the internet who claim to sell legal weed, we can assure you we aren’t one of them. We have spent years building a solid reputation amongst medical patients and strongly support the use of medical marijuana. We understand the needs of medical patients that may have trouble purchasing their medicine from a dispensary for any number of reasons and believe they shouldn’t be forced to have to buy illegally on the streets. We have made the decision to offer full access to our site to medical patients in Canada so they may have safe access to their medicine at any time.

What reasons would I need medical marijuana for?

Medical marijuana can help with a growing number of problems. Below is a list of potential uses:

  • Multiple Sclerosis
  • Spinal Cord Injury/Disease
  • Cancer
  • HIV/AIDS
  • Severe Arthritis
  • Epilepsy
  • ADD/ADHD
  • Eating Disorders
  • Arthritis
  • Auto Accident(s)
  • Alzheimer’s Disease
  • Brain Injury
  • Chronic Pain
  • Chronic Nausea
  • Colitis
  • Crohn’s Disease
  • Kidney Failure/Dialysis
  • Fibromyalgia
  • Irritable Bowl Syndrome
  • Migraines
  • Muscular Dystrophy
  • Muscle Spasms
  • Parkinson’s Disease
  • Sleep Disorders
  • Anxiety
  • Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
  • Hepatitis C
  • Gastrointestinal Disorders
  • Back &Neck Problems
  • Sexual Dysfunction
How do you package my shipment?

We understand that most people require discretion. So, we use generic prepaid Xpress envelopes to package items. We then vacuum seal and bubble wrap the contents for maximum discretion, protection and to seal in the freshness. There is nothing written on the outside of the envelope that would advertise that you are taking medical marijuana so no nosy neighbors would know it is anything other then a regular package from the post office.

Do you ship Medical Marijuana outside of Canada?

No. We never do and there are no exceptions to this.

Am I allowed to pick up my order?

No. You cannot directly pick up your order from us. We only accept payments via email money transfer for now.

Can I place larger orders than those listed on your site?

No. If you desire a larger quantity that what we have listed you may want to consider placing multiple orders.

What happens if I don’t get my package?

If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected arrival date, let us know and we will file a trace with Canada Post.If a trace is filed, Canada Post will conduct an investigation (which can take 5 business days to complete). If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable” or lost in transit, we will send you a 1x replacement package up to $500 of the value of your package free of charge.We do not offer postage refunds if your order arrives late due to any postal issues.

Canada Post says ||successfully delivered|| but I have not received my order

here are 2 likely scenarios:

a) the postal worker put it in the wrong mailbox, or

b) what often happens is that a postal worker will scan in all the packages saying they were “successfully delivered” then spend that day and/or the next day delivering it.

If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected delivery date, let us know and we will file a trace with the post office. Canada Post will file an investigation which can take 5 business days to complete. If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable”, we will send you a 1x replacement free of charge (UP TO $125).

From Canada Post

The investigation involves contacting the addressee to confirm delivery, or to better understand how they receive their mail and, as applicable, if they checked:

with the front desk, security or mail room at the receiving address to see if someone else accepted the item on their behalf;their Community Mail Box for the item or parcel compartment key; around their property to see if the item was left in a safe location or in a mailbox attached to their home.

In rare cases, a delivery scan is entered into our system before the item is delivered. If you become aware that the addressee has received the item before we contact you, simply reply to this e-mail indicating the item has been received.”

My package is going to the wrong destination

If you’re tracking your package on the Canada Post website and it looks like it’s headed to the wrong city, it’s most likely due to human error at Canada Post. Human errors happen on occasion as the postal employee has to manually enter each postal code in the system and if they are off by a digit/letter, it can cause a routing error and subsequent delay of 1-2 days.

My tracking number does not work. Help!

We will email you your tracking number before its been scanned in at the post office. Until it has been scanned in, your tracking number will not be trackable on the Canada Post website.

Please wait till the end of day and your tracking number should appear correctly. If it does not, please email info@buymyweedonline.ca and we will look into it.

How do I pay?

At this time we ONLY accept Interac email transfer payments. For instructions on how to send a secure Interac payment please watch the video tutorial found here: INTERAC e-Transfer – How it works

P.S.: We do not accept PayPal unfortunately or credit cards at the moment.

Shipping to Nunavut and Northern Quebec

Unfortunately, we experience much higher % of postal thefts when shipping to Northern Quebec and Nunavut. We cannot offer any delivery guarantees if you live in these areas and you will be ordering at your own risk. This means you will not receive a replacement package or refund if your package is lost or stolen.

Additional information

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Choose an Option (gms)

3.5, 7, 14, 28

18 reviews for Grease Monkey (AAAAA)

  1. Nelson (verified owner)

    Just got my order of I give this 5* Thanks BMWO for getting some high end indica with high THC levels higher the better

  2. shinycharm (verified owner)

    vraiment bon,tres relaxant,bon buzz et encore un excellent service.merci BMWO.

  3. Christian Beauvais (verified owner)

    Just crazy. 14g was not enough.Ill order an once

  4. Tanis Randall (verified owner)

    This strain impresses me on so many levels. Nice buds, great taste and the buzz it’s worth every penny!
    ★★★★★

  5. Experienced smoker (verified owner)

    If I could give it 4.5 that would be the one. Only got an eighth but couple of nice big buds, well frosted and trimmed, ect 10/10 on that front. Smell for sure leans towards the cookie/cream side although this is not a problem at all and upon grinding it I got more of the GG terp 8.5/10
    Am only 3-4 bowls into my eighth so far it’s a fairly light flavor (not smoke) again leaning solidly towards the cookie genetic, the glue more so came through for me in the after taste (very nice) and just making it overall more potent. The burn was fine nothing to be concerned about but not completely white/grey, all that considered would give the smoke an 8

  6. Jacob Tumic (verified owner)

    I got this from my last order and I am very impressed!! Will order this again for sure!

  7. Jackie (verified owner)

    Savoury with an excellent buzz, worth the $ .I bought an oz but must order another for chillin times to come ,thank you BMWO! Are there any deals for being my first purchase?

  8. Ryan

    Best overall strain I’ve had from this site. Smell, taste and high all phenomenal. Wait, what was I doing again…….

  9. john

    great taste nice big buds will order again hope the mail strike is over soon keep up to good work

  10. Mandi (verified owner)

    smoking since the 60’s so very hard to please old hippie. Extremely impressed with this strain. Nice and smooth with slow burn. Great buzz. Highly recommend and will definitely reorder.

  11. Drouin Steeve (verified owner)

    Pack a punch will rorder for sure

  12. Sir-Tokes-alot (verified owner)

    Awesome as per usual with this site only have to rip a few bowls and you coasting cant go wrong with 25-27%

  13. Renee Kailer (verified owner)

    I tell ya.. The 5A stuff on this site is best in country plain and simple.Cant go wrong with this one lots of smiles

  14. sweedsweeds (verified owner)

    This strain is absolutely brilliant. Should have ******.

  15. Toblaco (verified owner)

    Un des meilleurs que j’ai goûté jusqu’à présent. Un bon petit goût terreux un super effet parfait pour relaxer. Je vais en recommandé certain

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