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Pineapple Express (AAAAA)

Rated 4.89 out of 5 based on 18 customer ratings
(18 customer reviews)

$42$260

$9 - $12 / gram
  • AAAAA Represents the best of the best!
  • Canada Post Xpresspost shipping FREE for $99 orders or more
  • Canada wide shipping only
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3.5gm=$42 7gm=$82 14gm=$150 28gm=$260

Strain Attributes

Relaxed
100%
Uplifted
44%
Happy
73%
Sleepy
59%
Euphoric
44%

Lack of appetite
39%
Pain
79%
Stress
100%
Insomnia
67%
Depression
72%

Anxious
12%
Dry Mouth
100%
Dry eyes
66%
Dizzy
22%
Paranoid
17%

 

Description

Sativa Dominant Hybrid -60% Sativa / 40% Indica

THC: 25%, CBN: 1%

Named after the popular film produced by the new generation’s favourite pothead – Seth Rogan, Pineapple Express combines both the potency and mouth watering aromas of parent strains Hawaiian and Trainwreck. This long lasting strain has gained popularity for its energizing and cerebrally stimulating effects, along with its fresh, tropical taste. Pineapple Express harbours an incredibly fragrant aroma that is likened to fresh mangos, with undertones of pineapple and cedar that linger on the tongue upon exhaling. Upon smoking, users will experience a sudden increase in both creative stimulation and general energy levels – making this strain the perfect pairing for a busy, productive day. While the mind is stimulated, the body will slowly ease into a gentle state of pain-free relaxation. Pineapple Express offers a balanced high, that increases focus and attention, while calming the mind, allowing for an influx of creativity. This strain has been used to treat conditions such as stress, anxiety , and chronic depression.

Frequently asked questions

How do I become a member?

Becoming a member is free and easy. All you have to do is prove you are over the age of 19 and that you live in Canada. Register now for free!

How can I order?

Sign up for a free account and then place your order online. Alternatively, you can send us an email or talk to us on live chat. Our live chat is 24/7/365 and we will be happy to help you fulfill your order. Click here for a video and step by step details on how to order.

Who is eligible to purchase on your site?

Only qualified clients over the age of 19 who live in Canada are able to purchase medical marijuana through our site. There are absolutely no exceptions to this rule.

How can I trust you?

While there are a number of scammers on the internet who claim to sell legal weed, we can assure you we aren’t one of them. We have spent years building a solid reputation amongst medical patients and strongly support the use of medical marijuana. We understand the needs of medical patients that may have trouble purchasing their medicine from a dispensary for any number of reasons and believe they shouldn’t be forced to have to buy illegally on the streets. We have made the decision to offer full access to our site to medical patients in Canada so they may have safe access to their medicine at any time.

What reasons would I need medical marijuana for?

Medical marijuana can help with a growing number of problems. Below is a list of potential uses:

  • Multiple Sclerosis
  • Spinal Cord Injury/Disease
  • Cancer
  • HIV/AIDS
  • Severe Arthritis
  • Epilepsy
  • ADD/ADHD
  • Eating Disorders
  • Arthritis
  • Auto Accident(s)
  • Alzheimer’s Disease
  • Brain Injury
  • Chronic Pain
  • Chronic Nausea
  • Colitis
  • Crohn’s Disease
  • Kidney Failure/Dialysis
  • Fibromyalgia
  • Irritable Bowl Syndrome
  • Migraines
  • Muscular Dystrophy
  • Muscle Spasms
  • Parkinson’s Disease
  • Sleep Disorders
  • Anxiety
  • Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
  • Hepatitis C
  • Gastrointestinal Disorders
  • Back &Neck Problems
  • Sexual Dysfunction
How do you package my shipment?

We understand that most people require discretion. So, we use generic prepaid Xpress envelopes to package items. We then vacuum seal and bubble wrap the contents for maximum discretion, protection and to seal in the freshness. There is nothing written on the outside of the envelope that would advertise that you are taking medical marijuana so no nosy neighbors would know it is anything other then a regular package from the post office.

Do you ship Medical Marijuana outside of Canada?

No. We never do and there are no exceptions to this.

Am I allowed to pick up my order?

No. You cannot directly pick up your order from us. We only accept payments via email money transfer for now.

Can I place larger orders than those listed on your site?

No. If you desire a larger quantity that what we have listed you may want to consider placing multiple orders.

What happens if I don’t get my package?

If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected arrival date, let us know and we will file a trace with Canada Post.If a trace is filed, Canada Post will conduct an investigation (which can take 5 business days to complete). If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable” or lost in transit, we will send you a 1x replacement package up to $500 of the value of your package free of charge.We do not offer postage refunds if your order arrives late due to any postal issues.

Canada Post says ||successfully delivered|| but I have not received my order

here are 2 likely scenarios:

a) the postal worker put it in the wrong mailbox, or

b) what often happens is that a postal worker will scan in all the packages saying they were “successfully delivered” then spend that day and/or the next day delivering it.

If you do not get your package 2 days after the expected delivery date, let us know and we will file a trace with the post office. Canada Post will file an investigation which can take 5 business days to complete. If they can locate the package, they will ship it to you and you’ll get it a few days later. If it’s deemed “unrecoverable”, we will send you a 1x replacement free of charge (UP TO $125).

From Canada Post

The investigation involves contacting the addressee to confirm delivery, or to better understand how they receive their mail and, as applicable, if they checked:

with the front desk, security or mail room at the receiving address to see if someone else accepted the item on their behalf;their Community Mail Box for the item or parcel compartment key; around their property to see if the item was left in a safe location or in a mailbox attached to their home.

In rare cases, a delivery scan is entered into our system before the item is delivered. If you become aware that the addressee has received the item before we contact you, simply reply to this e-mail indicating the item has been received.”

My package is going to the wrong destination

If you’re tracking your package on the Canada Post website and it looks like it’s headed to the wrong city, it’s most likely due to human error at Canada Post. Human errors happen on occasion as the postal employee has to manually enter each postal code in the system and if they are off by a digit/letter, it can cause a routing error and subsequent delay of 1-2 days.

My tracking number does not work. Help!

We will email you your tracking number before its been scanned in at the post office. Until it has been scanned in, your tracking number will not be trackable on the Canada Post website.

Please wait till the end of day and your tracking number should appear correctly. If it does not, please email info@buymyweedonline.ca and we will look into it.

How do I pay?

At this time we ONLY accept Interac email transfer payments. For instructions on how to send a secure Interac payment please watch the video tutorial found here: INTERAC e-Transfer – How it works

P.S.: We do not accept PayPal unfortunately or credit cards at the moment.

Shipping to Nunavut and Northern Quebec

Unfortunately, we experience much higher % of postal thefts when shipping to Northern Quebec and Nunavut. We cannot offer any delivery guarantees if you live in these areas and you will be ordering at your own risk. This means you will not receive a replacement package or refund if your package is lost or stolen.

Additional information

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3.5, 7, 14, 28

18 reviews for Pineapple Express (AAAAA)

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    We Do Not Forgive, We Do Not Forget

    Pineapple was as description said, almost popcorn like, smoked beautifully smooth, smells as pure as a virgin. quality.

  2. Rated 4 out of 5

    Brandon (verified owner)

    The big nuggets smell and taste good give’s you a little bit of a uplifting feeling I expected more out of it.

  3. Rated 5 out of 5

    CharlieRuba (verified owner)

    Recommend for everyone to try. Not as strong as other AAAAA strains available here but has great medicinal qualities. Recommend for everyone to try once- great packaging.

  4. Rated 5 out of 5

    Rhadamanthus (verified owner)

    Pineapple express came with Seth Rogan’s face on it and did not disappoint, nothing like smoking pineapple express while watching pineapple express. Helped with the chronic knee pain!

  5. Rated 5 out of 5

    tut10 (verified owner)

    Loved the fact Seth Rogan’s face was on the bottle haha. Very strong and relaxing strain I like it!

  6. Rated 5 out of 5

    Justin (verified owner)

    Very nice.

  7. Rated 5 out of 5

    Fernand Serre

    Definitely one of my favourites! From my experience in lower doses I felt energetic, happy, focused, creative and sometimes euphoric where I just wanna sing and dance to my music. In higher doses I’ve experienced extreme nausea, dizziness and fatigue. I definitely wanna put this in my pipe, smoke it and watch Pineapple Express!

  8. Rated 5 out of 5

    Kinetikwun (verified owner)

    Great strain! Clean and relaxing head buzz with a warm body buzz that hit me in waves. Can’t wait to get it again!

  9. Rated 5 out of 5

    Cory (verified owner)

    some of the nicest medicine I’ve had the smell and taste is fantastic would definitely buy again

  10. Rated 5 out of 5

    Jim (verified owner)

    Top notch. One of my favorites. Will order again hopefully.

  11. Rated 5 out of 5

    LR90

    Evens out my mood, perk me up and makes me more sociable. I take this in small doses since I don’t want a perpetual smile plastered on my face when I go out of the house. But it certainly does enliven the day for me. I also like the fact that it’s not harsh on the throat. I will be ordering this stuff again from you!

  12. Rated 5 out of 5

    A. Bell

    My fav energy booster! It never fails! I usually took a puff in the morning to boost my mood and my energy. In no time, I was whistling on my way to work! And boy, this strain is top of the line! Thank you, BMWO!

  13. Rated 5 out of 5

    Ice Princess

    This strain makes it to my top 5! Good quality! Fast delivery and the products have been packaged carefully! I’m dying to place my second order but as I browse through your site, I can see that it’s still unavailable! I’m disappointed but I’m not blaming anyone. I should have stocked up on this stuff

  14. Rated 5 out of 5

    Columbus 2

    I’m beginning to feel fidgety! How long are you going to make us wait? Just like Ice Princess this strain is on my top list! Another store is not an option. I’ve got all my BEST strain from this site!

  15. Rated 5 out of 5

    Rob Cooper (verified owner)

    tried new batch…nice taste n flavor….n high..

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